galk hadou jouje rjala tidabzou . lawal ti goulo daba lile. o tani tigol daba nhar o homa mchiw 3and wahad rajal galou lih daba lile wla nhar galihoum khoya masakanche hna
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galik hada wahad rajal kan ghadi m3a marto f tomobile o hiya tban liha wahad blaka dyal 9if o galt lih dyalach hadi ohowa yanzal man tomobile o drab blaka b raso orja3 3andha ogaliha dyal lahdid
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hada wahde mou3alime rssme ltlamde dialou wahde difda3a galhoume mmaa hadihe wahde lkasoule galse loouurre galou jrana chdou l mou3alime far3ou b la3sa wgalou hadihi defda3aton rja3e l blastou w gale lsahbou wlahe ila ila katbane mne hna jrana
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galik hada wahd khayena rkab f taxi mli wsal 9alou moul taxi 10dh whowa y3tih 5dh,9alou moul taxi la rah 10dh whowa y9oul lih dak khyena mali jay bouhdi
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hada wa7ed l'7wal ktachef men ba3d 40 ans binaho kaysraf 3la jiran dyalhoum
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galik hadi wahda t3atal 3liha rajlha wgalt lemaha ana khaifa ikon tzawaj 3lia rajli whia tgol liha emaha tfali fal zin imkn ikon dar chi ksida
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hadi wa7ed l oustada d l'imformatique tat9ari drari sghar sem3at wa7ed l bent tat9ol l sa7ebtha ana meni 3adi nkber ma3adich nawled jat hiya 9aletlha 3lach .9aletlha ra sma3t drari khashoum 9 moi de talechargement
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9alek hada wa7ed khayena 3andou 2 wlidat nhar d natija wa7ed jab 7 w lakhor jab 4 ja bahoum 3ta l li jab 7 9atla li jab 4 mahderch m3ah. ja li jab 7 9al l khoh ana jebt 7 w drebni w nta jebti hi 4 w mahderch m3ak ja 9alo ana dertlo 200 dh fe weste natija
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hada wa7ed al 3ars .nado yet3echaw 10 fi tabla 7atolihom djaja ou
3aram dyal zeton nad wa7ed haz djaja homa ychofofeh howa ygolihom ana makanakolch zeton hhhhhhh
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Wahd l prof dial maths sowale talamide :ila 3andak 100dhs o n9asti menha 40dhs ch'hale radi ib9a 3andak. wi goulou wahd tilmide marayb9a liya walou parceke jib srwali mat9oube
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Galek hada chi wahed kan radi f lgnaza dyal mrtou ou howa kaydhek swlouh nass 3lach katdhk galihom awl mra kan3ref mrati fin rada
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Hado lhoma9 3tawhom f sbittar tabachir bach ychofo chno radi ydiro bih ..wahed klah ...lakhor khchah fwedn wahed chouiy tbib l9a wahed rssam bih kht f lard houa ygoul safè hada dar 3a9lo .wahed chouiya houa lamssati bdda kaydrab rasso m3a lard fin kayen lkhat galolih malek galihom bari ydouz men tahtt lkhat ...
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hada wahed na3es howa w merto , marto hassat b chafara dakhlin l dar w hiya tnawed rajelha 9alet lih "node ra chafara f dar" howa yjawebha " nodi nti , w ila kano 3yalat ?!.."
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galik hada wahd jouje hmir taytsarklou f zenka. o homa ydouzou men hda la place dial ossbou3 alfarrass. taychoufo alkhayle tankaz o tatl3ab.o howa ygoule alhmar al sahbou...:" ya chti kon kammelna kraytna"!!!
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galik hada wahd jouje hmir taytsarklou f zenka. o homa ydouzou men hda la place dial ossbou3 alfarrass. taychoufo alkhayle tankaz o tatl3ab.o howa ygoule alhmar al sahbou...:" ya chti kon kammelna kraytna"!!!
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gualak hada wahad alwald a7wal kan na3Ass o 7ass bi albard o nad rata khouh
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هذا واحد الطفيلي، دائما يتدخل فيما لا يعنيه، واحد النهار لقى الناس مجمعين على حادثة سير، وهو يقول ليهم خلوني ندخل أنا أخ الضحية، ملي دخل، لقى حمار ميت.
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Galik hada wa7ed rbe7 f loto 700 melioun w bghaw y gouloha lih walakin khafo 3lih la y7ma9 w daweh 3end tbib nefsani bach ygoulha lih.galih tbib matalan daba ... rbe7ti f loto 700 melioun ach tdir w howa ygoulih welah 7eta nfre9ha m3ak akhay tbib w howa y7ma9 hadak tbib
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Hada wahad dari jeune bra yadzawaj,3ajbatou wahad dariya zwina,mcha yakhtab,sawlouh darhom fach khadam,ghal lihom kanbi3 flard,homa yzawjouha lih,kishaboh labas 3lih,wahad nhar kan babaha o mamaha ki doro f darb ghalaf homa yalkawh dayr farracha,homa yabdaw 3lih yak alkafar ,dhakti 3lina galti lina katbi3 flad(kishab lihom il vent les terres,homme d'affaire ),howa ygol lihom ,mali kdabt 3likom yak ana dayr farracha o kanbi3 flard...
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Hada wahd smito Gilali.Dar wahd lbomba dial l'essence.wsmaha GMB.Wjawlih shab lbanqua galo lih hada rah logo dialna ach nahia GMB 3ndek nta.Galihom Gilali Mol Bomba.. Whoma ygololih bdlha wla dkhl l'habs.Wrj3o 3ndo mn be3d 15 youm. wlkawh dayr : GMBMB. galolih chnahia galihom :Gilali Mol Bomba Machi MOl Banqua...
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galk hada wahd rajl wldou dima ky kdb 3lih
wahd nhar bah sawb wahd l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3 dik l ala.hahahaha...
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wa7ad bra isakat moutour o chralih danone

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Hada 1 khina kay9tal f debban ! dkhol 3lih 1 sa7bo sawlo : achno kat3mal ? kan9tal f debban ! ch7al 9talti ? 3 dkora o 2 ntwat !??? bach 3raftihoom a sa7bi ? 3 l9ithoom fo9 lbirra o 2 fo9 telephone
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Hada wa7d lm3kks 3ndou snna mswsa w dima s7abou kaygouloulih 7yydha wla ratswslk snank kamlin..wa7d nhar mcha 3nd dentiste gls w7l fmmou wbda 3lih ; 7yyd hadi 7yyd hadi 7yyd hadi....7tab9at ri ssnna lmswsa houwa y7l fmou flmraya wgaliha wachoufi chnou tswsi daba
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9alk hada wa7d touta ou wa7d banana kanou kay t3ayrou banana 9alt l touta nta wjhk mna9at touta 9alt l banana ntina dayman kay 3ariwak f zan9a
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Wahd m3alim bgha ymashi 3and almoudir ohwa y9ol lwahd telmid 9ayd lya ali yhdar hta narja3. mli rja3 o hwa ylka asmaa dyal talamid mktouba fi sabour howa ysawl lawl shno darti galih ana taht lya mistara o jbtha o howa ykaydni = ohowa ydarbou lmo3alim. ja3and tani galih onta malk galih ana dart mouraya o howa ykaydni = ou howa ydarbou lmo3alim. ja3and talte ou hwa ygolih anta ashno darti galih ana leht ghir kritina men sharjem ouhowa ygol lih mo3alim safi sir glass wahd shwi ouhowa ytem kritina tal3 men drouj mharass men rajlih
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galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar..
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galik hada wahd tbib dial hamaq jma3 les malades kolhom bgha y dir lihom test ou howa y tlaq lihom match dial widad ou raja, men sala sawalhom ach stafdto? qalo lih widad rabhat raja , galihom mezyan.ou howa y 3awd tlaq lihom le filme dial RISALA OU MEN SALA 3AWD SAWALHOM ach stafdto? jawboh l msalmin rabho lkofar.ou howa y 3awd sawalhom ach stanjto men hadchi kolo ou homa y jawboh: widade m3a l msalmin f finallllllllllllll
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wahed khayena bgha imchi lcasa...galou lih nase d casa koulha flouss!!! sahibouna khda lcar ou m3a 5h00 dial sbah wssal lcasa, m3a nazla houa i3fat 3la 100DHS houa idrabha brejlih ou gal : mafiya manbda njma3 fleflouss men daba , nass ga3 mazal na3ssin..
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galek hada wahed l3roubi ou mratou ma3mrhoum matghdaw berra f chi resto wahed nhar dak l3roubi gal lmratou ghda ghadi ntghdaw f wahed resto ou hiya t9oulou safi le lendemin fach ja men lckedma 9al lmertou yalah ntghdaw ou hiya t9oul lih sir rah tebla mhtouta hda sse9aya
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galek hada wahed l3roubi ou mratou ma3mrhoum matghdaw berra f chi resto wahed nhar dak l3roubi gal lmratou ghda ghadi ntghdaw f wahed resto ou hiya t9oulou safi le lendemin fach ja men lckedma 9al lmertou yalah ntghdaw ou hiya t9oul lih sir rah tebla mhtouta hda sse9aya
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Galek hada wahed 2 dial mkalkhin mkhatrin 3la wa7d l9at. wahed ti goul hada ddkar, lakhour ki goul hadi ntwa. sawlou wahed mkalekh ktar mnhoum galihoum goulih (tssab!!) :ila hrab 3rfou dkar, ila hrbat 3rafha ntwa
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galik hada wahd rajal tkhasem m3a marto w ktab liha f war9a fay9ini m3a 7:00 nad m3a 11:00 l9a hdah wr9a fiha nod rah waslat 7:00
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galik a sidi wahed lperoké fima kaydouz wahed l3askri kaygoul lih "almarda" dak l3askri t9ala9 howa ymchi 3nd moulah 9al lih chad 3lia dak chwya ta3 lham ola radi n9otlo howa ygoul lih moulah koune hani nhare lakhor daze dak l3askri men hda peroké howa ygoul lih peroké "hé hé rak 3arf bla ma n3awadha"
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papa ,papa...!!!
oui chnou biti
mon frere monge le journal

ohhhh!!!!! ce n'ai pas grave c le journal d'hier

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9ellek hado l 3olama maghareba baw idiro tajriba 3la mocha lmarra lawla jaboha 9et3o liha rjel wehda o 9alo la tseb o hiya temchi
lmerra taniya jaboha 9et3o liha rjel akhora 9alo la 3awed tani tseb o hiya temchi
l 3eme fwa jaboha 9et3o liha rjel talta o homa i9olou liha tseb o mamchatche
Nado 9alo men hona nastantijo anna l mocha men tat9et3o li 3 rejlin matatb9ech tesma3 looool
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hada wahad msahab ma3a wahad lbant kayatlaka ma3aha mali tabghi tadi
lkhobz lfaran wahad nhar dial jam3a bka kayatsanaha en face dial lbab wa hia
tal jadaha wa galt lih sir awlidi rahna liyouma dayrin kasksou .
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hada wahad mrid b nisyane wa mcha 3and tbib . galo tbib ache kaydarak
galo ana kansa wa galo tbib khalasni ana aba3da . hahahahaha
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hada wahd mcha yakhtab wahde al bent 9allou baha raha katkra mcha dar
dwira w rja3 m3a 6h o galih wach jat....hahahahahahahahaha
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